Short Sleave T-Shirt “I used to have money, Now I have Aquariums”

“I Used to Have Money, Now I Have Aquariums” T-Shirt 🐠💸 The Ultimate Fishkeeper Flex – Wear Your Addiction Proudly! Forget diamonds – aquariums are a girl’s/guy’s best friend! Flaunt your fishkeeping obsession with this ultra-soft, 100% cotton tee. Perfect for tank maintenance days, fish store runs, or justifying your hobby to concerned relatives. $12.99 – a small price for big aquatic pride!

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  Key Features 🎨 Color Options: Classic Black | Ocean Blue | Algae Green | Coral Pink | Tank Water Grey (pre-washed to hide fish food stains!) 👕 Unisex Fit: Flattering for all body types – because fishkeeping doesn’t discriminate!

• Sizes: Small | Medium | Large | XL | 2XL (True to size – check chart below!)

🌿 Fishkeeper-Approved: Breathable cotton for those marathon water-change sessions. 🖋️ Durable Print: Eco-friendly ink that survives splashes, tears, and “Why did you buy MORE shrimp?” lectures. Pricing $12.99 per shirt (mix & match colors/sizes!). Bulk Discount: Buy 3+ shirts, save 10% (code: TANKTOP10). Care Guide

• Wash Cold: Preserve vibrancy – just like stable tank parameters!
• Tumble Dry Low: Avoid shrinkage – your future self will thank you.
• Iron Inside-Out: Keep that snarky slogan crisp.

Compatibility ✅ Pairs Perfectly With:

• Jeans + obsessive tank bragging.
• Hoodies during late-night fishroom checks.
• Regret-free smiles at aquarium meetups.

❌ Avoid:

• Red wine (unless matching your Betta’s rage).
• Overzealous gravel vacuums (we’re not responsible for suction marks).

Why Choose Our Shirts?

• No Scratchy Tags: Seamless neck label – fish-safe comfort!
• Ethically Made: Sweatshop-free, sustainable cotton.
• Vibrant Prints: Won’t fade faster than a Neon Tetra’s color.
• 24/7 Support: Email finnyfriends.ca@gmail.com for sizing help!

Guarantee

• Defect Policy: Report misprints/loose threads within 14 days for replacement.
• No Refunds: Store credit only (because we know you’ll spend it on plants anyway).

Pro Tips

• Size Up: For that “I definitely don’t have a 100-gallon tank in my garage” layered look.
• Color Psychology: Choose black to hide mulm stains, blue to match your Shrimp Tank vibe!
• Gift Hack: Buy for non-fish friends – passive-aggressive conversion tool included.

Perfect For

• Aquarists who’ve memorized their LFS’s phone number.
• Spouses/SOs needing proof this hobby has a “community”.
• Fishroom selfies that break the internet.

Warning: Wearing this may cause sudden urges to buy another tank. ⚠️ Payment Methods: Cash (in-store), Debit, Visa, Mastercard, Amex. [Shop Now] – Because shirts are cheaper than a new sump! 🛒 Sizing Chart (Inches) (Include link to detailed chart on your site):

Size	Chest Width	Body Length
S	18″	28″
…	…	…

Why Trust Us? 🇨🇦 Canadian Small Biz: Designed by fishkeepers, for fishkeepers. 🐟 Tank-Tested: Worn during actual filter cleanings (no casualties!). 🌎 Eco-Inks: Safe for you + the planet – just like our aquascaping practices! Note: Pre-shrunk fabric! That “I swear my tanks are investments” lie won’t shrink either.